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"We strive for perfection but when you're typing that fast, there are occasional mistakes. We regret the error."

--ABC's CATHIE LEVINE after a closed caption for an ABC News' Tuesday broadcast said Federal Reserve Chairman ALAN GREENSPAN was hospitalized for "an enlarged prostitute" instead of an enlarged prostate, quoted in The Washington Post.

Have read closed captions on a TV I find it hilarious that something like this happened, but not surprised. The people who do the closed caption on the fly like they do deserve metals for what they are trying to do. I would love to see how they do it sometime.